Ban the Poster Above You

I ban Elle for showing up late to the party.

^ I ban Sugah for being her usual obnoxious self.

I ban Elle for constantly wounding me more deeply than any old woman can bear.

^ I ban Sugah because I have to by the rules of the game. But I don't want to because I haven't been able to play with you dear friend in so long!

I ban Claire for making me miss her so much, while she had to be away from her puter for such a long time.

^I ban Sugah for being so far away from me so I cannot share a drink and bite to eat in celebration of seeing her again!  

Awww! Wouldn't that be such a treat, Claire?

I ban Claire because I am forced to ban her after she said such a nice thing!!!  

It sure would Lady S! I expect an invite for tea and biscuits if I am ever round Texas way!!!!!(I think that's where you are apologies if I'm wrong)

 I ban Sugah just so I can use this smiley after so long

Yes, I am in Texas. I don't know much about tea and biscuits, but I'd be happy to treat you to good old Tex-Mex food or Texas BBQ, Lady C!   

I ban Claire for making me feel jealous of her totally cool emoticon!

Texas BBQ sounds perfect to me Sugah!

^ I ban Sugah because jealousy is an ugly word on this forum.

I ban Claire for not being here with me now when I can finally spend a few minutes at IS!